Thursday, August 6, 2015

Cat-astrophy Addendum

I ended a recent post with these words:

Petting purring cats is
the closest
Humans come
to symbiosis

I wouldn't pet a cactus
even if it purred.

To these pearls of wisdom I here add the following

It is not good practice
To pet a cactus
It has no fur
And cannot purr

Therefore
I wouldn't pet a cactus
even if it purred.

That's all folks!

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