Last October I posted a blog entitled ‘Personal Ad’. In it, I itemized my attributes (a short list) and my less attractive features (a long list).
Among the attributes I cited were good teeth and hair.
I’ve always been a little proud of my hair – like the girl with natural curls in the ‘Peanuts’ cartoon strip.
Now it seems that that hair is thinning. Mostly on top. Comb-overs don’t work. I got some ‘bodifying’ shampoo and some stuff you sprinkle on to cover the gaps. It will have to do.
Even last October, I said my hair was ‘okay’ … not amazing. I must have known then that my locks were failing.
But as I cited my faults – being near-sighted, hard of hearing, overweight, and borderline diabetic-- I repeatedly affirmed that “my teeth are good.”
Never write things like that. You are just tempting fate … or something.
When I went to the dentist last week, I was informed that one tooth will have to go. Fortunately, it is toward the rear of my mouth so when it’s extracted I won’t look I belong in the ‘Li’l Abner’ comic strip (does anyone still remember that?). But still there will be a gap (unless I pay $4,000 for an implant, which is not likely).
In my defense, it’s a ‘baby’ tooth. And it’s remarkable that it has lasted as many decades as it has (I refuse to enumerate).
And the rest of my teeth are still okay.
I dare not say more.
Thursday, April 30, 2015
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